Archive for the 'El Chicano' Category

Kung Pao Chickens

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

What silkies do all day

Squeak in a box

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

One. Dig a hole in a box
Two. Put your Squeak in a box.
Three. Lay an egg in the box.

Partridge-like

Friday, October 13th, 2006

Hello, world, here the song that we’re singin’
C’mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin’ is what we’ll be bringin’
We’ll make you happy!
We had a dream, we’d go travelin’ together,
We’d spread a little lovin’ then we’d keep movin’ on.
Somethin’ always happens whenever we’re together
We get a happy feelin’ when we’re singing a song.
Trav’lin’ along there’s a […]

March of the Keet-guins

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

Oh great. It’s bad enough there were only five of us left. Now we have to compete with this:

EEEEEEAAAAHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

We are sad to report a fox got Hennie, Big Bird, Grubby, and GrayBob 2. We thought the fox was like those little dogs that come around that just sniff our butts and herd us into the coop. We would like to register a complaint with the landlords. We would also like to formally […]

Bantam Chickens, Bantam Greyhound?

Monday, July 3rd, 2006

They’re after me, man, they’re after me:

onatop

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006

We’ve voted to change Rusty’s name to Randy.
… you figure it out.
-bawk

Pool!

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Nothing beats a kiddie pool in the summer!

Snakes are funny.

Monday, June 19th, 2006

We had fun yesterday with our friend Garter T. Snake. We told him to hide inside the coop door and when mom-monkey opened it, she squeaked and Garter slithered into the coop. She ran and got a stick and chased him around trying to get him out, until Penny stepped on Garter and he slithered […]

sadbawk

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

GreyBob got killed by a hawk today. Very sad.. Oh shiny!

bawk for bawkginners

Monday, June 12th, 2006

We believe the monkeys are trying to communicate by singing in bawk. Someone please tell them that 1. They can’t sing, and 2. the robot chicken theme song isn’t meant to be copied.