Kung Pao Chickens
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007What silkies do all day
What silkies do all day
One. Dig a hole in a box
Two. Put your Squeak in a box.
Three. Lay an egg in the box.
Hello, world, here the song that we’re singin’
C’mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin’ is what we’ll be bringin’
We’ll make you happy!
We had a dream, we’d go travelin’ together,
We’d spread a little lovin’ then we’d keep movin’ on.
Somethin’ always happens whenever we’re together
We get a happy feelin’ when we’re singing a song.
Trav’lin’ along there’s a […]
Oh great. It’s bad enough there were only five of us left. Now we have to compete with this:
We are sad to report a fox got Hennie, Big Bird, Grubby, and GrayBob 2. We thought the fox was like those little dogs that come around that just sniff our butts and herd us into the coop. We would like to register a complaint with the landlords. We would also like to formally […]
They’re after me, man, they’re after me:
We’ve voted to change Rusty’s name to Randy.
… you figure it out.
-bawk
Nothing beats a kiddie pool in the summer!
We had fun yesterday with our friend Garter T. Snake. We told him to hide inside the coop door and when mom-monkey opened it, she squeaked and Garter slithered into the coop. She ran and got a stick and chased him around trying to get him out, until Penny stepped on Garter and he slithered […]
GreyBob got killed by a hawk today. Very sad.. Oh shiny!
We believe the monkeys are trying to communicate by singing in bawk. Someone please tell them that 1. They can’t sing, and 2. the robot chicken theme song isn’t meant to be copied.