We have a new game, the monkeys and I. I greet them with the beehive:
and they yell “Oh bee-HIVE!” and they try to take it away while I growl and maybe even bark, then they get it, throw it, and I go get it, and we start over. It’s good! I found […]
Oh great. It’s bad enough there were only five of us left. Now we have to compete with this:
There’s something weird going on around here. I have been here for almost 5 YEARS and I don’t get to go out off leash, but that little greyhound sausage gets to run around. She totally wastes the opportunity, too, by not running off into the woods.
I have entered into a symbiotic relationship with Cupcake. I tell her when meals are due and she make sure she is nearby when I get my shots/snacks; she promises to spit out at least half her dry food on the floor so I can eat it. It seems to be working well. If I […]
I found out something really cool about snacks around here. Twice a day, Grep has to get a needle stuck in her. Immediately after, she gets a snack! I found out if I am nearby every time she gets the needle in the butt, I get a snack too! And I don’t even get a […]
We are sad to report a fox got Hennie, Big Bird, Grubby, and GrayBob 2. We thought the fox was like those little dogs that come around that just sniff our butts and herd us into the coop. We would like to register a complaint with the landlords. We would also like to formally […]
IgotoneIgotoneIgotone! Under the blue tree with all the sharp needles! Mom made me drop it but I already killed it! (Too bad I didn’t get to taste it, it was young and tender…) Next time I’m not gonna show her at all.
They’re after me, man, they’re after me:
We’ve voted to change Rusty’s name to Randy.
… you figure it out.
-bawk
